Why the grass is green at Eden Gardens?

By John Cheeran
Why the grass is green at Eden Gardens?
Well…that’s the way of those fifth columnists in Calcutta to get even with the Team India.
It seems Cricket Association of Bengal has taken orders from Sourav Ganguly to leave the grass on the wicket today that South African fast bowlers can put India on the defensive.
I thought the host nation always prepared wickets to suit their game.
But then again the Bhadralok thinks different from the rest of India.
The reason why grounds man prepared the juicy wicket for the fourth one-dayer was that Ganguly was not playing for India.
Only when the Maharaj wants to play, the Calcutta curator prepares a typical Eden wicket to conceal his weakness against fast bowling.
Doordarshan commentator Arun Lal went on record saying that he has never seen a grassy wicket like the one today at Eden Gardens. That tells it.
It is just as well that Rahul Dravid lost the crucial toss.
This is it.
It is time now that Team India should see it to that fifth columnists do not enter the dressing room.