Thursday, October 19, 2006

Have a laugh...Why are men happier?

Why ARE Men Happier?
Men Are Just Happier People.
What do you expect from such simple creatures?
Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack.
You can be President. You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too dirty.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress costs $5000. A Tux rental is only $100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. You have one mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life.
Your belly usually hides your big hips. You need only one wallet and one pair of shoes.
You want only one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look! You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes. You don't freak out when you go to a party and see another man wearing the same shirt, instead you become buddies.
No WONDER men are happier..

Have a laugh...2

Definition of kiss
Prof .of Economics Kiss is that thing for which the demand is aways higher than the supply.
Prof. of Accountancy Kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.
Prof. of Algebra Kiss is infinity because two divided by nothing.
Prof. of Geometry Kiss is the shortest distance between two lips.
Prof. of Physics Kiss is the contraction of mouth due to the expansion of the heart.
Prof. of Chemistry Kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.
Prof. of Zoology Kiss is the interchange of salivary bacteria.
Prof. of Physiology Kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicularisoris muscles in the state of contraction.
Prof. of Dentistry Kiss is infectious and antiseptic.
Prof. of Philosophy Kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.
Prof. of English Kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction, it is more common than proper, it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.
Prof. of Architecture Kiss is a process which builds a solid bond between the two dynamic objects
Prof. of Comp.Science What is a kiss? It seems to be an undefined variable

Have a laugh....1

Editor's note: I'm desperately in need of humour.
I have found some jokes swirling on the net and thought posting them here would help spread the cheer around...


On marriage
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.
That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. -David Bissonette
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. -Socrates
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. -Dumas
The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?
-Sigmund Freud
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. -Anonymous
"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years." -Sam Kinison
"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage." -James Holt McGavran
"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't."
-Patrick Murray
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, Admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up. -Nash
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. -Henny Youngman
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. -Milton Berle

Is the world of cricket being flattened?

By John Cheeran
Ah, cricket!
What a wonderful sport it is.
A team that was shot out for 80 the other day in Mumbai's Brabourne Stadium against Sri Lanka has bounced back to defeat world champions Australia in a convincing manner on Wednesday.
That is a quite a transformation indeed, inspired by 37-year-old Brian Lara and a few mean fast bowlers.
Look at some of the results in this edition of the Champions Trophy!
Defending champions West Indies losing abjectly though in an inconsequential match against Sri Lanka, a Sri Lanka on a winning streak going down to a Pakistan side riddled by doping and other fratricidal tensions..
There is always room for upsets in cricket but it is happening all, much more frequently now. Australian's dominance in one-day cricket is not all-encompassing as it was in the past. West Indies had beaten them in a group match in the tri-series in Kuala Lumpur. Rahul Dravid's India had taken world champions to the brink again in Kuala Lumpur and only a foolish stroke from Mahendra Singh Dhoni tilted the match in Aussies' way.
And New Zealand are waiting in the wings to pull off some pleasant surprises.
The world of cricket is being flattened now.
It is a level playing field out there with Davids slaying Goliaths much more regularly.
I would rate West Indies lifting themselves from the lows of 80 all out (even though it was a on a dodgy track at Brabourne) to outclass Australia a greater performance than Pakistan putting it past Sri Lanka.
West Indies have been the most volatile side in the recent years and they have had a history of playing below par both in one-dayers and Tests. Only during the last home series against India, Lara was seen fighting the demons of Caribbean cricket. Lara was having a running battle with national selectors for getting a team of his choice. He openly criticized the Windies cricket board and only the forthcoming World Cup has ensured Lara's captaincy and even his place in the squad.
I hope we will get to see more interesting results in the Champions Trophy.

Wednesday, October 18, 2006

Pakistan, a bookie's delight!

By John Cheeran
Well, Pakistan proved me right on Tuesday night.
In my last post, I had explained how it would be a wise move to put your money on Pakistan to produce an outstanding performance in the Champions Trophy despite their travails.
Younis Khan and teammates have done just that by defeating Sri Lanka, the team on an upswing, by four wickets at the Sawai Mansingh Stadium in Jaipur.
It was an excellent team effort, with significant contributions coming from batsmen Imran Farhat, Abdul Razzaq and Mohammad Yousuf.
It would be right to say that Pakistan did not miss their dope-tainted fast bowlers Shoaib Akhtar and Mohammad Asif on the field.
After all, one-day cricket is a batsman's game.
So where do Pakistan go from Jaipur?
Will they win the Champions Trophy?
Their chances of entering the semifinals of the competition has really brightened up after the win over Sri Lanka. If they can beat South Africa who have already lost to New Zealand, anything can happen from then onwards..
So give a thought to my advice..Trust Pakistan to make you richer..

Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Put your money on Pakistan

By John Cheeran
Want to make quick money during the Champions Trophy?
Put your money on Pakistan to win the championship.
Bookmakers have increased the odds on Pakistan winning the trophy.
Pakistan are without their pace spearheads Sohaib Akhtar and Mohammad Asif, who were caught doping by Pakistan Cricket Board.
Not only this has taken the cutting edge away from Pakistan bowling attack, the incident has lowered the morale of the side.
Their official captain Inzamam-ul Haq is serving the ban for his role in the Oval Test fiasco.
The 'dummy' captain Younis Khan's authority as a leader remains to be seen since the drama that surrounded his elevation, stepping down and climbing back.
May be now General Musharaff will threaten them with the prospect of firing squad back home, if they do not redeem themselves.
Again, put the money on Pakistan.
Back them to come up with the unpredictable.

Monday, October 16, 2006

Chikungunya bites V.S. Achuthanandan!

By John Cheeran
Kerala’s Marxist Chief Minister V.S. Achuthanandan should offer an unqualified apology to the state for issuing false and irresponsible statements in the state assembly on Chikungunya deaths, and there by triggering a panic situation in the state.
Today (October 16,) Indian Medical Association (IMA) officials gave their verdict on Chikungunya. There are no deaths caused by Chikungunya in Kerala.
The IMA verdict stunned journalists attending the press conference in Thiruvananthapuram.
IMA’s doctor spokespersons made it categorical that none of the deaths at Taluk Hospital (30 dead) in Cherthala and Alappuzha Medical College in September has anything to do with Chikungunya.
All those deaths were due to reasons such as fever, stroke, heart attacks, renal failure and respiratory problems. Totally un-dramatic and totally not newsworthy!
I should say that media men will be deeply disappointed to report the good news that there are no Chikungunya deaths in Kerala.
So what about all those deaths in Alappuzha District, someone was heard asking during the press conference.
IMA fellows shot back,” what about them?” None of them died due to Chikungunya.”
It comes to me as a rude shock that people can be devoid of sense in such an incredible manner in Kerala.
On a normal day, even during the pre-Chikungunya days, people used to die in Kerala just as elsewhere.
To assume now that all those deaths are due to the spreading Chikungunya virus and to whip up a crisis was utter foolishness on the part of politicians such as V.S. and the media.
In the light of IMA’s statement, Achuthanandan becomes the man responsible for the unhealthy situation.
And to consider that Kerala Chief Minister railed against the Union Health Minister Anbumani Dass for telling the truth (no Chikungunya deaths in Kerala) and wrote to Prime Minister Manmohan Singh to restrain Anbumani from making such statements is really pathetic.
It is time CPI (M) state secretary Pinarayi Vijayan instilled some sense to comrade V.S.
So what made Achuthanandan jump the gun and heap ridicule on his own party’s Health Minister P.K. Sreemathi, ignoring the reports given by the state health department?
V.S. has a track record of cheap populism.
His penchant for playing in to the gallery is legendary.
Whether it is Coca-Cola issue or reclaiming agriculture land, his vote-grabbing politics remains deaf to the voice of reason.

Pakistan cheats again: Akhtar, Asif fail dope test!

By John Cheeran
Secret is out.
That is, the secret of Pakistan's ace pacer Shoaib Akhtar and a generation of Pakistani fast bowlers'.
News has just come in that Pakistan fast bowlers Shoaib Akhtar and Asif Mohammad have failed an internal dope test conducted by, hold your breath, Pakistan Cricket Board, as part of their preparations for ICC Champions Trophy.
Tests were conducted a fortnight ago in Pakistan.
Thank god, it is not a global conspiracy against Pakistan since it was done at their home.
The reason why PCB conducted their own dope test was that ICC is conducting random dope tests during the Champions Trophy.
May be, the Pakistan board was not confident about their players' clean status.
So it appears that instead of an entire team being caught in the dope net, PCB went for a defensive approach.
None should be surprised at the result of these dope tests.
Over the years, Pakistan has perfected cheating as an art form. From ball tampering to what not, Pakistan players have done it all.
It was a pity that some of the Indian commentators joined the Pakistani mob in baying for a honest umpire's blood when Australia's Darrell Hair caught Pakistan cricketers tampering with the ball during the Oval Test. An insulted Pakistan team refused to continue to play in the Test for having caught in the foul act.
It is a pity that Hair is not umpiring in the Champions Trophy.
It is a hard time indeed for Pakistan.
Already Inzamam-ul-Haq is banned from playing in the Champions Trophy for a crime he committed during the Oval Test!
Now Pakistan's disgraced pace spearheads will have to go back without bowling a single ball in the Champions Trophy.

Mystery of small targets

By John Cheeran
Chasing small targets is never easy, that's the conventional wisdom.
India realised that the hard way against England in Jaipur on Sunday.
Rattling off 126 runs should have been a stroll in the park for any international side and for India, enjoying the home advantage and with Sachin Tendulkar back in fine touch, the task should have been all the more easier.
But that was not the case.
Why?
The popular theory is that a small target makes run chasers complacent. They assume that the match is already won and are likely, not to show the determination needed to stay there and work hard for runs.
A couple of big hits and it is a custom to leave the job of overhauling the rival score to others till tail enders gasp for breath all of a sudden.
Also it is assumed that the fielding side would be more charged up than usual and fight for every wicket and deny batsmen easy runs.
Everytime a one-day match witnesses the misery and mystery of small targets, such thoughts come to prominence. But I tend to disagree. It is not the mind thing.
The villain in such cases must be the pitch.
If you pause to consider why the team batting first could not manage a big total, you will realise that conditions were not favourable for stroke making. What is good for Team A should be good for Team B too in this case.
Pitch conditions do not alter drastically with in the course of a single day and especially when the team batting first is all out in 40 overs, more than a great bowling effort, it is the uneven bounce and vagaries of the pitch that authors the nail-biting moments.
Small targets, necessarily, do not mean easy wins.
It only means that run making is going to be really difficult out there and anything is possible. Even a total, lower than the target.
So it is not easy, it is tough..

India should build on the plus points

By John Cheeran
Sanjay Manjrekar had observed that the pitches prepared for the Champions Trophy are unlikely to be full of runs. He had his reason.
Monsoon is just over and curators have not got much time to tend the pitch the way they want and that means in the beginning of the season, pitches may not hold good for a batting feast.
The way West Indies crumbled in Mumbai against Sri Lanka and England's below par performance in Jaipur against India give credence to Manjrekar's argument.
Champions Trophy is in for some tantalising battles during the coming weeks.
Having said that India and Rahul Dravid can take comfort from the four-wicket win in their first match.
Yes, India too struggled to hit off 126 runs losing their top order in the process. In the glow of victory, it would be worthwhile to remember that not much has changed from what has happened in the recent times.
Sachin Tendulkar is in great touch and it was his superior approach to the task at hand that helped India to overhaul Andrew Flintoff's challenge. Tendulkar was not in a hurry after Virender Sehwag went early.
Tendulkar even let Irfan Pathan have majority of the strike when these two were at the crease. The biggest plus point from Jaipur is that the bowler-friendly track with uneven bounce helped Pathan to regain his confidence as a bowler.
To Pathan's credit, he did not fritter away an opportunity such as this and put the ball on the rigth spot grabbing England skipper Flintoff's prize wicket.
At another level, team management remains unruffled by the criticism. Chappell and Dravid picked five bowlers -- Pathan, Munaf Patel, Ajit Agarkar, Harbhajan Singh and Ramesh Pawar showing their resolve to break the tradition of packing the side with batsmen.
Sehwag was given back his opener's slot but that in itself is not a signal that guys are far away from the winds of change.
Pathan walking in as the No.3,virtually doing an opener's role if you consider Sehwag's hasty retreat, signals experiments with batting orders are very much boiling inside the dressing room.
Losing six wickets while chasing 126 should make Indian camp pay enough attention to their struggling batsmen. Tide should turn in favour of them but the wait cannot go on for ever. I hope Suresh Raina and Mahendra Singh Dhoniwake up soon.
After crossing the first hurdle, Dravid's worry must be to maintain the winning momentum since India go to battle now only after 10 days.
He would do well to regain his batting touch in the meanwhile so that India does not suffer a West Indies in the remaining matches.

Sunday, October 15, 2006

Bets on batting order!

By John Cheeran
Cricket pundits in India are not worried who will win the Champions Trophy battle between India and England today.
They are taking bets on India’s batting order rather than on the result.
So in Jaipur’s Sawai Mansingh Stadium their eyes will not be focused on the middle but will be glued to the Indian dressing room, fighting among themselves to find out who will pop out when India’s turn come to bat.
Coach Greg Chappell and Captain Rahul Dravid have come under fire for daring to be different and for bringing life’s unpleasant turns and twists to cricket.
By bringing regular opener Virender Sehwag one notch down in Malaysia and there by denying the Delhi Destroyer the comforts of a restricted field placements Dravid courted criticism.
A smart Sehwag, to win back his opener’s patch on the turf, failed abjectly in Malyasian meltdown.
Who will open now?
Dravid and Tendulkar or Tendulkar and Sehwag?
Sachin Tendulkar, fearing that he will be shunted around just like others in the team, has gone public for the need to have reservations in batting order.
It is in this backdrop India is taking on England.
So look toward to the dressing room.

India will have a tough ride

By John Cheeran
Always bet on your worst fears.
I have been following Murphy's Law for a long, long time.
So I will pick Australia to win the Champions Trophy because they are simply too good compared to other teams.
What about India?
I would like to see India winning the Champions Trophy but I have to admit that my faith in them has shaken a bit.
I still reckon that Dravid's boys have the potential to join Australia for a semifinal berth from Group A, pushing back West Indies and England. And if you consider the home advantage, India should reach semifinals.
To win the next two matches, without having any second chance to redeem themselves, Dravid will have to lead from the front, scoring plenty of runs and goading his bowlers to strangle the opposition.
It is very much possible. After all, you have to score only one run more than your rivals to win.

Will it spin in India's favour?

By John Cheeran
When Indian skipper Rahul Dravid is told from all four corners that he and coach Greg Chappell should stop experimenting with strategies, England are planning just that.
Trying to bring innovation to the way they throw batsmen at rival bowlers.
England team management has gone public much before the Champions Trophy in India that their skipper Andrew Flintoff will open the innings.
And, today, India are facing England in the first match of the tournament. Dravid must be the most prepared person to come to terms with such surprises.
On Saturday, Dravid said it doesn't really matter who opens. "He could provide some exciting possibilities up the order, but we could also get him out early and put a lot pressure on their middle order. We will be prepared whoever England open with."
That's the attitude a team that aspires world title should have.
But it is quite another matter how keyed up Dravid's men will be when they begintheir Champions Trophy campaign. Team India have been hit hard by some narrow losses in the immediate past. Their top order batting has been whipped to cream on more than one occasion.
Sometimes, it has happened that even a good batting effort (scoring 300 plus with one of your batsmen slamming a century) does not ensure victory.
In Jaipur India are laying a spin trap for England. On such occasions tactics can backfire. Especially when England have a competent spinner in Monty Panesar, one who can put even Sachin Tendulkar to sleep in the middle.
India will not be taking a gamble if they decide to field both off spinners Harbhajan Singh and Romesh Powar. Powar's reputation for big hitting should be a factor that eventually should seal his place in the side.
It is apparent that Dravid is banking on the hosts' tradition of spin this time.
With the kind of slow wickets available, he should exploit the home advantage to off set the reversals suffered in Malaysia and West Indies.
Let us hear Dravid. "It is an advantage for us, we came back from some difficult positions to win that (England) series," he said. "But in an eight-team competition, any of these teams can go on and win.
"I hope we hit the groundrunning," he said. "We can be a force to reckon with at home."
And the fact that India had thrashed England 5-1 in a home series in April should be some comfort to Dravid.

Friday, October 13, 2006

Gibbs offers a defensive bat to Indian Police

By John Cheeran
The movers and shakers in Indian cricket would have heaved a sigh of relief as South African
cricketer Herschelle Gibbs did not name any Indians to have involved in the match-fixing scandal that erupted in 2000.
Delhi Police Joint Commissioner of Police, Ranjit Narayan who headed the team of interrogators, said that Gibbs confessed to have received the offer twice from late captain Hansie Cronje and was part of the conspiracy.
Narayan said Gibbs was asked to "under-perform in return of certain amount of money".
"Gibbs accepted receiving the offer and agreed he was involved in the conspiracy.... But he said he was only following what his captain had asked him to do."
Gibbs, a player renowned for taking chances at the batting crease, has defended against Delhi Police pretty well.
Among the things that South African opener said two things are important.
Yes, he received offers of money to under-perform. But he has not said that he accepted the offer, or in other words, received the money.
And now the offer came from the then skipper Hansie Cronje. Gibbs has opened up the escape route by saying that "he was only following what his captain asked him to do."
What an obedient player Gibbs has been!
Gibbs was named by Cronje along with Nicky Boje and Pieter Strydon as the players who had agreed to underperform in a tie in India.
The Delhi Police had arrested three persons -- South Delhi-based businessman Rajesh Kalra, late music baron Gulshan Kumar's son Kishan Kumar and Sunil Dhara -- in the case but they were all released on bail later.
The Police are yet to arrest Sanjeev Chawla, the key accused and believed to be hiding in England.

Mr President, are you listening?

By John Cheeran
Mr President are you listening?
The Supreme Court ruled on last Wednesday that pardon must be granted in clemency pleas (such as the one raised for the terrorist Mohammad Afzal who has been sentenced for death) only after taking into consideration its potential impact on society.
The court also said that powers of clemency by the president or the governor of a state cannot be exercised for political considerations or on the basis of religion, caste or other extraneous factors.
All these factors are very much at play, in a big way, and that has brought forward this political teaser called clemency plea.
It was a bench consisting of judges Arijit Pasayat and S.H. Kapadia who made it clear that the powers of reprieve, pardon or remission of sentence cannot be done on irrelevant materials. The exercise of the powers must be for bona fide and valid reasons.
According to the court, while exercising the power, the president or the governor should keep in mind not only the welfare of the convict but also the welfare of the public at large and the impact of release of the convict on society.
It is very interesting to note that the court has observed the exercise of the power of clemency by the president or the governor would be subject to judicial review since such a power cannot be exercised for extraneous, political or for mala fide reasons.
Tread carefully, Mr President.

Is writing a sport of sorts?

By John Cheeran
Awards make me think.
I have never won any award in my life so it is natural that I have a very low opinion of awards. That, however, should not prevent me from asking this question. Is writing a sport of sorts?
Winning a medal for writing, does it make your work of greater value?
Winning a medal for writing, of course, will ensure that your book becomes popular and your stock value goes up in the publishing world.
I have been reading through wire stories after Kiran Desai won the Booker Prizefor her The Inheritance of Loss. All these stories did not fail to remind me that Kiran is the youngest Booker-winner at 35. Incidentally Arundhati Roy was 36 when she won the Booker for her God of Small Things.
Is there any age and weight category for literary prizes?
What does it add to the value of the Loss if Kiran is 35 or 65?
It is not Kiran's fault that she became a successful author at 35.
But attaching importance to that element is unfortunate.
The point is that it is assumed that the faster you win it, the greater you become.
In individual sports, you always mention the age of the winner when a performance is put into perspective. When cricketers and footballers make their debut we remember their age, for it is an indication of how long you are going to stay around the game.
Sport, except in golf, ensures that the older you become the lesser your chances to hit the winning shot.
Is the business of writing too the same? Does it hinge on how fast you conquer Nobel and Booker?
May be Kaavya Viswanathan would have thought so.

Thursday, October 12, 2006

How Indian is Kiran Desai?

By John Cheeran
Kiran Desai has won the Booker Prize for her novel, The Inheritance of Loss, a great piece of news for literate Indians.
But how Indian is Desai?
I believe she spends her time between London and New York.
I haven't read the Inheritance of Loss and going by what Pankaj Mishra wrote in The New York Times, it seems to be my loss.
One thing, however, is sure.
Desai will never be able to whip up the hype that Arundhathi Roy created through her God of Small Things in 1996, a phrase that spread like wildfire among the Indian middleclass.
Roy, unlike Desai, was the first Indian woman to win a major literary prize and she was truly made and mellowed 100 per cent in our own land.
That's something special indeed, even though I find Roy's political essays puerile to the core.

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

T.K. Arun on Cuban crisis

By T.K. Arun in Economic Times
We have no future.”
That bald assessment of her life by Maria (name changed), an average Cuban in her twenties, should serve as a chilling warning for all opponents of globalisation around the world, particularly in India.
For Cuba has lived out the anti-capitalist dream in all its many-splendoured glory and yet that dream has now gone sour — to an extent where many prefer to be eaten by sharks while braving the 90-mile, illegal sea passage by small boat or raft to Miami to slowly melting away into the bleak lethargy of hopelessness that life has come to mean on this Caribbean paradise.
Cuba’s ‘socialist’ achievements are truly impressive: compulsory and free education for all up to 15 years of age, free further education for anyone keen enough to pursue it, healthcare that is accessible to all, racial integration (up to 400,000 Africans had been brought to Cuba to work on the island’s sugarcane plantations before the slave trade was abolished in the latter half of the 19th century), vigorous cultural output, enviable achievements in sports, the ability to help other countries with teams of doctors and teachers and independence from domination by other countries.
If Cubans had been content to compare themselves with their counterparts on the neighbouring island of Hispaniola, where lawless Haiti and dominated Dominican Republic snuggle together, or with the residents of Yucatan province of Mexico, to the west across the Gulf of Mexico, or even with the people of Jamaica and Cayman islands to the south, they would have been not so desolate.
But human nature being what it is, Cubans compare themselves not with what they have left behind in their own history but with the lived prosperity in their giant neighbour to the north, the United States.
Prosperity is sadly missing from Cuban life. Cuban good times had been underwritten by sugar purchases by the Soviet Union at fancy prices and transfer of assorted subsidies from the erstwhile east European bloc, including armament and training. With the collapse and demise of the ‘second world’, the Cuban economy crumpled. That the Cuban nation did not follow suit is testimony to the political will, tenacity and rootedness of Fidel Castro’s leadership. However, the people lead a miserable life.
A feature of the ‘Special Period’ announced with the onset of the economic crisis post 1991 is a system of two currencies: local Cuban pesos and convertible units of currency (CUCs) pegged at an exchange rate of 0.9 CUC per US dollar. Salaries are paid in local pesos, incentives for good work in CUCs.
Elementary food rations can be purchased in pesos, but to buy anything else, even toothpaste and soap, leave alone the luxuries of life, you need CUCs. Apart from the meagre CUCs doled out as incentives, there are three ways Cubans can lay their hands on CUCs: remittances from the Cubans who have made it to the US, providing (all kinds of) services to foreign tourists and, ubiquitously, corruption including pilferage. The people of Cuba resent having such degradation being foisted on them.
Apparently, Raul Castro — Fidel’s brother, comrade-in-arms in the revolution along with Che Guevara and Camilio Cienfuegos, head of the ministry of revolutionary armed forces and anointed heir apparent — has visited China and favours introducing economic reforms of the market kind.
However, Fidel would suffer no such neo-liberal nonsense. So, socialism in one island continues to shrivel. What is not widely appreciated in India is Latin America’s native mythology about revolution. Practically every one of the 20 countries of the region has a tradition, going back to the time of local resistance against Iberian colonial rule, of yearning for revolutionary change.
Fidel traces his revolutionary lineage from 19th century Cuban prophet of revolution Jose Marti and fighters like Antonio Maceo. Only Cuba under Fidel Castro has lived out that revolutionary dream. So Fidel’s Cuba enjoys immense prestige in the entire region. Latin American leaders cynically pay homage to Cuba and Fidel, to shore up their domestic image, whether to prove that they are not puppets of the US or to boost their own pro-poor credentials.
This widespread popular admiration for Cuba across Latin America, drawing upon the region’s historical commitment to revolution and change, is a major factor restraining the US from launching any direct attack on the island, apart from Cuba’s own capacity to wage a prolonged war against any occupying force.
So Cuba survives. Not as a beacon of revolutionary light for the world but as a negative example of the limits of achievement of human resource development sans a market economy that can put those resources to work. Socialists pride themselves as the future, not bemoan being deprived of one.

A few words on globalization

By John Cheeran
Communists and Islamists are two groups who oppose globalization vigorously in India. In Marxist-dominated states such as Kerala and West Bengal comrades have successfully convinced the common folks that globalization is worse than going to PAKISTAN.
Though Kerala stake claim to be 100 per cent literate, they deserve our sympathy for not knowing. What is true of Kerala is true of whole India, at least in this case.
Communists and Islamists oppose globalization since it is driven and controlled mainly by the United States of America. Indian Communists unfortunately think that it is George Bush and company who have denied them a ballot revolution in India.
Indian Islamists, like Muslims all over the world, hate the US. For them it is the Great Satan. Some of the Christain priests too are caught up in this trap of anti-globalization in the name of liberation theology.
The so called ideological perspective against globalization is just a veneer.
The rage against globalization is like the rage of the wine against the glass that holds it.
All of us enjoy the benefits of globalization everyday, if not every minute.
It is the seamless process of globalization that shrunk the world. As in the evocative phrase coined by Thomas Friedman, the world is flat.
It is futile to protect and swear by local markets; you need markets everywhere to accept your products (pepper to software solutions) so that you can reap maximum benefits from your efforts.
Marxism, Islam and Christianity and a few other things came to India through a process of globalization only. Only the name came later, the process was very much there in the beginning. Most of the life-saving drugs are researched and made first in West and come to India and rest of the world only thanks to globalization.
The Quixotic mutiny engineered by Marxist leader V.S. Achuthanandan against Coca-Cola and Pepsi is the latest jerk against globalization in Kerala. What a pity to see DYFI and AISF cadres cracking the imperialist bottles during the day.
In the evening, they quench the thirst not by drinking local brew such as toddy and arrack but Indian Made Foreign Liquor. IMFL, what a name we have coined!
China abandoned Communism, Russia and its former colonies have embraced the free market and now it is Cuba the last bastion of anti-globalization.
I have come across an excellent piece on what staying away from globalization has meant for Cuba. T.K. Arun, a former member of Planning commission, Kerala, and a senior editor with Economic Times, has written a no-nonsense account of the Cuban myth for Economic Times.
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Tuesday, October 10, 2006

Champions Trophy: why these qualifiers?

By John Cheeran
Has Champions Trophy begun?
Some say yes, it has. Some say, no it is only qualifiers that have started.
Qualifying matches! Whom International Cricket Council is fooling?
Four team are kept outside the elite six. Sri Lanka, West Indies, Zimbabwe and Bangladesh are playing each other for two tickets that will take them into Champions Trophy proper.
Well, do you really want to force Sri Lanka and West Indies, the defending champions, to waste their time against such outfits as Bangladesh and Zimbabwe, the no-hopers?
Everyone knows that Bangladesh and Zimbabwe, in their present content, do not stand a chance to beat Sri Lanka and West Indies...
So why we are having this farce out there?
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