Have a laugh..Sardar jokes

Editor's note: I mean no offence to sardars...
Just enjoy!
Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
On a romantic day Sardar's girlfriend asks him. Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring.
Sardar: Ya sure, from landline or mobile.

Doctor to patient: You will die within 2 hours.
Do you want to see any one before you die? Patient: Yes. A good doctor.

Two Sardars were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. Sardar 2: Don't worry, I have one more.

Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks Sardar why are you removing a wheel from your auto. Sardar: Cant you read the board. Parking is only for 2 wheeler.

Sardar: What is the name of your car ? Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".
Sardar: Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.

Boss: Where were you born ?
Sardar: Punjab. Boss: Which part ? Sardar: Kya which part? Whole body born in Punjab.

How will you destroy a submarine full of Sardars?
Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it.