When Team India beats us!

Editor's note: Enjoy this!
A judge asked a boy of separated parents. Do you want to live with your dad?
The boy said: "No, because my father beats me."
So you prefer to stay with your mother, asked the judge again. "No, my mother also beats me," said the boy.
Whom do you want to live with? asked the judge.
"I want to live with the Indian team. It beats nobody," answered the boy.